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Sunday, 27 March 2011

Timey Times

Me and Yinka were talking the other about going backwards in time.  I think we agreed that you could go forwards in time, and perhaps adjust the speed at which you do so (I think that travelling faster through distance is also travelling slower through time, becuase it's like the line of the distance/time graph would get steeper, but you can't really say what has increased.)  I think Einstein already cracked this one.  Anyways, you can't cover infinite distance in no time, because you just can't.  It's like this - completely unfathomable.

I've been ill today.  I had to miss church, and I ate three bowls of rice krispies, but I only really ate one of them, if you catch my drift.  I think this could have been caused by David G's reheated bacon cheese and potato peng pie, which was peng, but somewhat suspicious.  His reheated more than mine, so he's probably alright.

I saw 'The Eagle' yesterday.  A lot of people talked without dying or killing anyone, and the whole film was like 'who's really the good guy?', which meant that people only really died at the beginning and end.  It's weird how things that are cool in movies are lame in real life, like people dying and people smoking.

Well, it's been a rather short post today, because nobody really wants to know all the gristly detail of my shortlived suffering. Good eve. 

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