About Me

Hey look it's my blog. It boasts features such as a garishly unprofessional custom colour scheme and hugely irregular updates. It is a personal autobiography that exists more for the sake of its writer than its readers. There are many hats and cats involved, and Batman gets his fair share. Basically it's great and everyone should read it. Please care about me and think that I'm cool.

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

2 followers!

Okay, I know the whole blogging thing isn't about the followers, but who am I kidding, it totally is.  Even more epically, the social waters are simmering between me and Ruth, who word has it is planning to set up a parallel blog and have a blog off.  She may have the advantage of going to uni and leaving loads of friends who will want to stay updated, but who cares?  This stuff is liquid gold, and pretty soon we'll be crashing the servers with a least several jillions of follow guys.  Besides, my adoring female fans frequently inform me (despite my protests that it makes no sense) that I have 'cute grammar'. 

In the struggle to regain the Xbox, literally nothing has happened.  The house reeks of boredom, which wafts from the awkward silence which oozes about the house.  Stay tuned for updates.  I did also actually buy Assasin's Creed 2, partially becuase I am an idiot, and also because I am an idiot.  Other than this, I'm pretty sure dad can't hold out forever.  That said, I have know him to hold out for a long time, but eventually death will put an end to his reign, (just to clarify, this is not something I look forward to in any manner), and I shall finally play once again.  Apparently anyone who takes the console to uni doesn't get university fees, and I'd love to argue, but he's the one with the university fees.

Tell you what's entertaining:  voicing the thoughts of your kittens toy and begging for mercy.  That guy's a saveage.

In recent news, I'm still as fantastically good looking as I was yesterday.  Which is a lot.

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