Miss me?

Hopefully, you'll forgive me for missing a couple of days, just to keep you on edge.  To be honest, little changed.  The kitten is still stupidly cute, and I think I can safely confirm that the condition is stable.  I mean, he's like 'miaw' and stuff.  Besides, he climbed a tree, and was just stonkingly cute.  It dissapoints me that the society we live in milk the money out of this just as much as every other great thing.  I almost bought a small kitten tent today,  but my mother told me not to, becuase she is clever, and knows that people know you'll just buy it becuase you picture kitten in the tent, and it's cute, but the thing is that kitten is always cute.  I still wish he had a little tent though.

The whole Xbox thing is becoming rather cool, despite that my dad's opinion has little changed.  I doubt anyone would hugely appreciate me sharing the intimate and delicate affairs of my family with the public, but basically, even if we don't get the Xbox back for a while / ever, we're going to be doing the the most ridiculous array of activities, such as windsurfing, ballroom dancing, and best of all (and as is typical, least likely to happen of all) kendo, which is attacking people with sticks and calling it a skill, and the closest thing to learing how to use a duel bladed lightsabre in real life.  So basically, instead of taking away the Xbox and leaving us until our boredome drives us to find more activities, we are pumping our lives with so much cool stuff that we have no desire for any form of virtual escape.  Of course, there's always room in my life for a bit of videogames, but just as much as there is for beating people into unconsciousness with wooden poles.

In recent, and more tragic news, cereal abuser Izzie Keane was accused of assualting Brian Darkly, Spoon Overlord.  It's a hard time for Brian, who was said to have been rubbed repeatedly into his abusers face.  Brian is now safe and with his loved ones, but we regret to inform you that his assualter still roams free.  More tommorrow at whenever.