Look out world!

Me and David Glover have started a band, and it is called 'The Exponential'.  Starting bands is really fun, and I have done it quite a lot.  Previous offences include:
-The Procrastinates (Me and Kai Hammond - the pun wasn't intended at the time, but the band has lived up to it, with zero albums, zero chart toppers, and a whopping zero actual songs.  I still think it counts as a band though, and to mark our three or four year aniversary, I think we should do some gigging at XLerate, hopefully with my electric kazoo.)
- The Double D's (Again, the pun wasn't intended, I only realised the next day.  It was only called that because it was me and Big Dave.  We actually made a song, which actually exsists on Josh Scott's laptop.  It was called 'Dobre Dobre' (good good) and featuerd me on Kazoo and Dave on acoustic guitar.

I think there were others, but they have been moved aside in my mind to make way for 'The Exponential', a white hot (and both white and hot separarately) rap based number, currently working on the music video 'The Trifle Syndicate', featuring M.C Specs (Banji Ajai)

I know it would be quite vain and self deluded to call this blog popular, but I see myself as both of those things, so I am going to anyway.  We had a reader on just ten minutes ago - I bet he's gutted.

To be frank, I'm not really sure why anybody really reads this - I mean essentially, it's a load of drivvle extracted from my utterly unexotic life, and with it's updates becoming rarer and rarer.  Maybe I should post some suicide threats around the place, then the whole internet would be here. 

Actually, they proabably would.  I'm noticing lately that the internet loves the concept of how much it thinks life sucks, as facebook groups such as 'I pretend to be ok and I keep a smile on my face but Inside Im dying'.  That's not a shared interest - it's a legitemate issue, and yet facebok keeps giving us the impression that it's what life is all about.  I have just decided, in my wisdom, to have a 'Most annoying facebook group of the month' competition, every time I update this bad boy, in which I will express my boring and old fashioned hatred of the groups that killed facebook. 

Maybe that's why all you crazy people come here, and pretend to care: because we all need something more than the innanities and sufferings of day to day life, livened up occasionally by girls making statuses about other people, or just arguing publicly on their walls.  I like to think that like flies to a cozy lantern, you are perhaps just a little drawn to this untouched shrine of positivity and colour, untouched by the raging social war which blackens the webpages surrounding it.  Or maybe you're just really bored.  Either's fine.

Next Week:  David Lovell rants briefly about the phrase 'FML' and how it is very silly.

Still no numbers rolling on that thing at the bottom of the screen.  Come on people, these laptops aren't just going to provide themselves! (which is kind of funny, because that's what I got the impression they were supposed to do when I got that thing.)