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blog titles are hard to think of, especially when the main focus of your entry is always nothing in particular. I promise I'll probably never do that again.


Me and Ruth haven't watched Red vs. Blue in a while, but the other day we had a huge conversation on Skype (if you could call it that) that consisted in it's entirity of me spamming her with crazy youtube videos and trivia to do with Team Fortress 2.  My personal favourites are 'Heavy is Woman' and 'Intelligent Heavy fills in for Engineer'.  I can assure you that these will not be your personal favourites, and you are probably too normal and unerdy to be at all entertained by them.  Ruth thought that they were great.  Also, did you know that the Engineer has several Phd's, but despite this, the soldier accuses him of illiteracy?  Of course you didn't, you ignorant buffoon. 
 
Unfortunately, I can't write about my most hated facebook group this week, because I am updating this bad boy from school.  I've also decided that I'll probably not do that weekly, becuase you can't fight hatred and pessimsism with hatred and pessimism, unless you have a gun, and I do not.  Besides, facebook will never die, not even the annoying parts of it.  
 
Speaking of guns, and my not having one, there are these cool people on youtube who make actual hidden blades just like the ones from Assasin's Creed, but if I had one, I would get arrested, and probably kill someone by accident.  However, if I had one with no blade, but with one of those nifty tasers on it, I could just knock people out instantaneously without any trouble, and be a badman vigilante.  This excites me, because although it will never happen, it is the most feasible of all my awesome ideas, and is technically possible. 
 
My new hero is William Wallace, a man who got annoyed and decided to kill loads of people.  You don't push a man like that.  I mean, the whole of the movie Braveheart is just people getting killed by other people, and it's so great that I don't even care if they're English and getting killed by the Scottish.  From, what I can gather, we're still oppresing them today to some extenent, so I'm cool with it if they want to have a barbaric rampage every now and again.  Especially with ridiculously large, ridiculously square hammers and six foot swords.  I wish we'd get invaded, so we could have an uprising and kill oppressors, and defend our homes and women and the manly like.  Or maybe a zombie apocalypse.  This generation does need a good war or outbreak of flesh hungry mutants to put it in shape, but if it doesn't happen, could we just make one up and conspire as a nation to tell all our decendants that it reallly happened.  It's like 1984: 'He who controls the present, controlls the past, and he who controlls the past controlls the future.'  It could be that someone has this idea ages ago, and that WWII was ficititious, which would be lovely thing to believe.
 
No, the reality is that it would be to hard to organise an entire nation and persuade them into fabricating an alternate past, and would probably be far easier to synthesise a zombie virus.  I'll start that immediately, the internet will know what to do.