GLDTV?

The somewhat self explanatory title was dreamt up by my new following, a cluster of three or four people (Jake Scott, Frankie Grimmer and Stumpy) from the wonderful Davenant Foundation School, who have taken a sudden and peculiar interest in the goings on of my life and mind. They seem aware of the dangers of understanding the oddities that surpass as thoughts in my head, and have in fact contributed a great deal to the ideas I am currently having.

One of these ideas is the idea of updating my blog regularly, which is nice in theory, but is yet to be proved in practice. The other, and perhaps even more ambitious, of them is the idea of making a vlog, hence the title. I like vlogging, but I like writing words instead of just saying them. However, a vlog in which I read my blog, whilst throwing in impromptu spur of the moment randomness appeals to me greatly, regardless of the reception it would recieve in the rascist, homophobic, and downright hate-fuelled community of YouTube.

MineCraft is still nang - I have found blen diamond, and enlarged by tree farm, as well as lighting the newly discovered unexlpored cavern with some primitive hellstone. Yes, things are looking up for David Lovell, in the game which takes it's own saddness to new levels - the object is to stay indoors, while you are staying indoors, and it's always a sunny day outside.

My father has taken his desire to go paragliding to new levels, and bought a DVD about paragliding safety. His previous concerns about whether to buy a nice motorike or a paraglider have been exchanged for debating which nice bike he should buy to ride to the south of Spain and take paragliding lessons.

The kitten has been boring today - a little bit of crazy random attacking, but nothing substantial by way of cuddles. Maybe we should stop feeding him a bit, and condition him into cuddliness.

I was just being a little bored at how my blog was not the most exciting today, so I started fiddling with some ice-cream sprinkles and they all spilled everywhere. Don't you just love it when exciting things happen? My mum didn't seem to appreciate it, but I thought it was great for blogging about.

Aussi, I have just remembered the most ridiculous political cartoon I read in the newspaper today. It goes as follows:

This one politician was explaining to David Cameron that he didn't like his elephant, becuase it was annoying him.  Cut to a big golden elephant lying on the floor, with the face of Nick Clegg, saying 'Tickle my Tummy!'  Then the politician is like: 'I ain't gon' tickle yo' tummy, I gon' destroy you.'  And then he explains that he is going to get his man to dig up some dirt on him, and take him down.  Then David Cameron's bizzare and unexplained growth from the top of his head (shaped like a lightbulb, probably representing an idea), starts glowing fleshy pink, and the man say's 'Hey David Cameron, why dat ting on yo' head glowin'?'

Is politics so boring that even the boring cartoon guys have switched from there generic 'politician struggling to catch ball', 'two politicians getting married' or 'politicans being impossibly red faced with anger' to just stories about yellow elephants, guised as relevant material. 

My mother keeps saying that I critisise her use of words, when really I am just questioning them in order to learn.  She is confusing my curiostiy with circumlocution (which it admittedly is a little bit), and thus critisises my every slightly stretched use of a new word.

Hey found it.  You should definetely check out his guys other stuff, it makes just as little sense.  Whelp see you when I see you, and big shout out to my Swedish one time reader.