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Monday, 15 November 2010

Where my Lazers at?

The title is a reference to this piece of epic.

And also, quite foolishly, Izzie Keane said she'd marry me if I was ever attractive, which, as insulting as it may seem, is quite a risky thing to say, what with that I get closer to being legitametly attractive everyday.  She probably knows I will, and just wants to be one step ahead of all my screaming, blog following fan girls.

This week is Bridge church's week of prayage and fast, a great excuse to drink loads of milk and have Nandos on Friday.  Nandos.  Friday. 

Nandos.  On Friday.

Oh Nandos.

Also, check out my sister's blog.  It's not very relevant to most of you, but newly up this week is an uber cool comic about beating calculus papers.  It has training montages, my lovely mother, and a fluffy kitten.  There is literally nothing greater you could ask for in  comic, or maybe just ever.

I saw a man shouting nasty things at a Lady to day while I was scooting to the Bridge, and a small part of me wanted to be like 'Excuse me, but that's not how you talk to a Lady', but the rest of me had already scooted away and decided to not get beat up. 

My dad's been binging those intellectual films lately; he subscribed to love film, and there was this one about Jewish counterfeiters in Auschwitz, with this guy, (far right) who was a medic and spoke german, so reminded me a lot of this guy.

Things you should do this week:
Buy Minecraft
Read some XKCD
Prepare to have crazy hair on monday next week, for the spreading of the 'Crazy hair Mondays' phenomenon. 

(0 to 2 people is spreading right.  According to miss sacks, that's increasing at a rate of 'Undefined'.  But not 'Maths Error', or 'Infinity', because that is wrong.  I don't really know why Miss Sacks knows, or has the authority to teach that something divided by zero is not equal to infinity.  Don't tell her, but it makes sense to me.'

Whelp, see some of you tommorow at school, nobody at the Bridge (won't be there, got some kind of 'you done good'  evening from GCSE, with all those really unamusing anecdotes of boring things that happened on this one trip that you didn't go on.)

2 comments:

  1. best. blog. ever

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  2. Have you even bought minecraft yourself?
    And I'm glad you liked my comic :)

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